Chance Meeting on a Dissecting Table of a Sewing Machine and an Umbrella
Nurse WIth Wound

UD01

Tracks Side 1
  1. Two Mock Projections (6.17) [ UD0134 ]
  2. The Six Buttons of Sex Appeal (13.06) [ IHM2 , UD0134 ] [ MP3 ]
Side 2
  1. Blank Capsules of Embroidered Cellophane (28.21) [ IHM2 , UD0134 ] [ MP3 ]
Label United Dairies
Country UK
Catalogue UD01
Format LP
Date 1980
Edition Edition of 500 numbered copies (some lettered as well)
Warning: bootleg copies of this album exist and can be distinguished by the fact that they have a blank elliptical space in the top left corner of the back cover where the original copies are numbered. Also the quality of the images are not as good and the original the text on the back is largely unreadable. There is also no insert.
Sleeve Notes Instruments:
Guitar Organ,
Percussion, Cello,
Piano, Flute
Synthesizer etc.

Special thanks: Peter Henning, Nadine Mahdjouba

This album is dedicated to LUIGI RUSSOLO.

Even more thanks to ......
......Nicky Rogers for the commercial guitar........nice....

 

Chance Meeting on a Dissecting Table of a Sewing Machine and an Umbrella
Nurse WIth Wound

UDT01 - United Dairies Cause and Effect UDT01 - RRRecords

Tracks Side 1
  1. Two Mock Projections (6.17) [ UD0134 ]
  2. The Six Buttons of Sex Appeal (13.06) [ IHM2 , UD0134 ] [ MP3 ]
Side 2
  1. Blank Capsules of Embroidered Cellophane (28.21) [ IHM2 , UD0134 ] [ MP3 ]
Label United Dairies / Cause and Effect / RRRecords
Country UK / US / US
Catalogue UDT01 / ? / UDT01
Format CS
Date 1980
Edition UDT01 - United Dairies. Edition in regular cassette box.
Cause and Effect. Edition in regular cassette box, in 3xCS box set
UDT01 - RRRecords. Edition in regular cassette box.
Sleeve Notes None.
Notes The RRRecords version is officially licensed and at the time of writing (August-2005) it is still available.
The Cause and Effect edition was released as part of Ladies Home Tickler [Three Piece Sweet]

 

Chance Meeting on a Dissecting Table of a Sewing Machine and an Umbrella
Nurse WIth Wound

UD01

Tracks Side 1
  1. Two Mock Projections (6.17) [ UD0134 ]
  2. The Six Buttons of Sex Appeal (13.06) [ IHM2 , UD0134 ] [ MP3 ]
Side 2
  1. Blank Capsules of Embroidered Cellophane (28.21) [ IHM2 , UD0134 ] [ MP3 ]
Label United Dairies
Country UK
Catalogue UD01
Format LP
Date 1980
Edition UD01. Edition of 1000 unnumbered copies only available in the Psilotripitaka box set UD0134
Sleeve Notes Instruments:
Guitar Organ,
Percussion, Cello,
Piano, Flute
Synthesizer etc.

Special thanks: Peter Henning, Nadine Mahdjouba

This album is dedicated to LUIGI RUSSOLO.

Even more thanks to ......
......Nicky Rogers for the commercial guitar........nice....
Notes Cover is tinted yellow.
Contains an insert listing the original NWW list.

 

Chance Meeting on a Dissecting Table of a Sewing Machine and an Umbrella
Nurse WIth Wound

UD01CD

Tracks
  1. Two Mock Projections (6:20) [ UD0134 ]
  2. The Six Buttons of Sex Appeal (13:13) [ IHM2 , UD0134 ]
  3. Blank Capsules of Embroidered Cellophane (28:19) [ IHM2 , UD0134 ]
Label United Dairies
Country UK
Catalogue UD01CD
Format CD
Date 1990
Edition UD01CD. Edition of 1000 copies in jewel case in Psilotripitaka box set UD0134
UD01CD. Edition in jewel case.
Sleeve Notes None
Notes Early pressings suffer from disc rot.

 

Chance Meeting on a Dissecting Table of a Sewing Machine and an Umbrella
Nurse WIth Wound

UDCD001

Tracks
  1. Two Mock Projections (6.20) [ UD0134 ]
  2. The Six Buttons of Sex Appeal (13.14) [ IHM2 , UD0134 ]
  3. Blank Capsules of Embroidered Cellophane (29.16) [ IHM2 , UD0134 ]
  4. Strain, Crack, Break (15.16) [ MP3 ]
Label United Dairies
Country UK
Catalogue UDCD001
Format CD
Date 2001
Edition UDCD001. Edition released in digipak.
Sleeve Notes John Fothergill : electric guitar and effects
Heman Pathak: keyboards, piano and effects
Steven Stapleton : organ, perc, toys, tools, tapes and noise
Nadine Mahdjouba: voice
Nicky Rogers: commercial guitar
Peter Hennig: piano

Recorded at B.M.S. studio, Wardour St, W1 September 1978.
Engineered by Nicky Rogers assisted by Peter Hennig.

Original cover and new artwork by Steven Stapleton assisted by Matt Black

Remastered from original analogue tapes
Digitally transferred and enhanced by Denis Blackham at Country Masters

Catagories strain original insert compiled by Fothergill/Pathak/Stapleton

Extra material recorded at I.C.R. studio and mixed at aranos studio in September of 2001.
Colin Potter : voice manipulation
David Tibet : voice and censored sarcasm
Steven Stapleton : atmospherics and mix

Thanks to David Tibet for the little rubber fellow, Denis Blackham for his enthusiasm, Colin Potter for his sound twisting, Petr Vastl for all his help and World Serpent for their continued support.

I would like to dedicate this C.D. to John and Heman, wherever you are now; it was a great time and I think we made a beautiful album - Steven.
Notes The booklet includes the restored front and back covers of the original release as well as much more detailed credits, old photos of the original three members, and a couple of reviews and letters.
The new track is basically David Tibet reading off the famed list of influences, with musical accompaniment provided.
Reviews 21 years ago Steven Stapleton was invited to swing by BMS Studios in London late one night by resident engineer Nicky Rogers. Stapleton gathered up friends John Fothergill and Heman Pathak and made some recordings with a few goals in mind: very long tracks and no vocals - they hated songs. With the eye catching infamous artwork a classic was born, pressed in a limited quantity of 500 (probably because there weren't enough fans or enough money to make more). It was actually quite buzzworthy around London and reviews did pop up around town (maybe not the most favorable) but people were interested in the wack cover artwork at least. In retrospect, it's a bunch of sloppy noise made by three drugged-out naive kids who were frustrated doing boring jobs of making signs for example, bringing a ton of noisy toys into the studio. Do I hear a Merlin in here? Loads of wanky guitars color the first side of the LP while the second side consists of more non-conventional noisemakers and randomness. The beauty is that these guys weren't taking themselves nearly as seriously as modern improvisationalists, there was indeed an element of purity apparent. None of the tracks really end up where they started, and might serve the purpose of being a great soundtrack to a drug-influenced evening. This album provides an excellent reference point, and the newly released repackage has a complete booklet with old photos of the original trio, a restored front and back cover and even a letter from an A&R Rep at Epic Records in NYC asking to hear some more NWW records. (Imagine a world with NWW signed to Epic!) Anyhow if that wasn't enough, the music's been cleaned up from the analogue tapes and there's a bonus 15+ minute track recorded in September with Tibet and Colin Potter. What's a new track doing on an old reissue? In a strange justification it belongs, as the track consists of Tibet reading that famed list of influencors from the original sleeve, over a minimal amount of sound. It's nothing too impressive but mildly amusing and neat to have an archive of (pretty much like the rest of this record). While the new edition is a nice thing to own, if you're not all that concerned with new packaging or a new track, this might not be worth your cashola. On the other hand if you never picked it up, there's no better time than the present. Once again I must state that I would personally like to see 'Insect and Individual Silenced' and 'Automating Vol. 2' surface on CD before more reissues like this and 'Thunder Perfect Mind' materialize. - Jon Whitney