THE TEAR GARDEN: SHEILA LIKED THE RODEO *Transcription by Nevermore/Don Poe SYBIL THE SPIDER CONSUMES HIMSELF "Whose side are you on?" said the spider to the bird "Do we creep up on him as he sleeps And string him up in my web? Or do we swoop down and blast him with your black and white slime bomb? "Problem is, I can't fly And my seventh leg is there to keep me symetrical." And the surley bird opened his big beak And swallowed the spider whole Seventh leg included. He was a bird eating spider In disguise What a surprise SHEILA LIKED THE RODEO Sheila liked the rodeo Sheila liked the rodeo She'd take a ring side seat And murmur "Doobee Doobee Do" She'd eat Then one fine day wild Eliza bolted And knocked her off her seat She now sits in my wardrobe She's discreet She is perfectly preserved Sondra liked the circus She'd bounce around on trampolines She'd swing between the lampshades And lunched on lighted kerosene One fine day she leapt to Rio And finished in between She's resting in the bathroom now Peachy clean She is perfectly preserved I get ahead and I keep it above it And my mouth get ahead and I keep it above it And my mouth Krista quoted Castenada She munched her cactus raw The mescal worm would turn to mecca And squirm towards the door And one day she swilled the pill that pinned her to the floor She spaced out in the closet I adore her She is perfectly preserved THE STRONG AND WHINING TOAD Wailings and Ed is sampled saying "Z" looped a couple of times DO IT YOURSELF FROM A - Z PART I (sample)I think I was brave enough Or crazy enough(spoken) (sample)Closer to life(sung) DO IT YOURSELF FROM A - Z PART II Get up Doubtin time I'm your fateful I'm your playboy I'm your joyboy I'm the wall stripper I'm the wall stripper I'm your (speed kipper) I'm the (waldorf) ripper I'm the train to nowhere I'm the man with no hair Call me Paul masterpony Masterphony Masterceremonies I'm your master I'm your master I'm your master I can't muster anymore I can't muster anymore I can't muster anymore He's a master of his sore He's a master of his sore He's a master of his sore And the master's on a (beolab) Must have seen you Abilene Must have seen you somewhere Whose stripper Wall stripper I drink turpentine five times Five times a day It's okay But my insides twisted Stack me high with all the others Stack me way up to the clouds Stack me so I'm right on top Stack me neatly in a shroud Track me down in Santa Barbara Track me down in Istanbul Tack me down while crawling up the wall (May there is?) Black me out Black me out Black me out Black me out Black me out Black me out Black me out Black me out Tack me down In Santa Barabara Track me down in Istanbul Got eyes for me Got eyes for me Got eyes for me Got eyes for me Mary goes Mary goes Mary goes Mary goes Mary goes Mary goes Mary goes Mary goes Mary goes Mary goes down Mary goes round Mary goes high Mary goes low Mary goes Mary goes Mary goes Mary goes Mary goes on her eight days off Bad Devil Share with me the TV My band of squirrels they go Share with me (my swiss cheese waldesdon wine and fall) Die hi mine mine bye bye bye bye die die bye die die Bye bye bye die die Bye bye bye Tie me SUNEV DNA SULUMOR dniheb nur dluow I sesroh etihW stenroc htiW uoy rebmemer llits nac I eht denrut thgin tuB uoy evres ot tsuj devid I ngis eht hsalf d'uoY yawa sraet ym ssik ot deirt uoY yawa pils d'uoY niaga lrig a ot ydaL edahsthgiN nwod em ekaT nwod em ekat ot yaD on saw ereht dneterP syawla dluow uoy tuB semit xis lla meht deirt I sllaF aragaiN sedalbB em yneD em yneD nuR KEEP THE BOMB UNDER YOUR COAT Keep going lets do it thats great[ed] Shut up[ed] Why did you destroy it?[lady] What big what did you say[who?] Four times down around[ed] Shut up[ed] It sounded like you were tearing the whole room apart[lady] Piano around[ed] Shut Up[ed] Shoving Miller behind me[ed] Keep going lets do it thats great Keep going lets do it thats great Shut up Why did you destroy it? What big what did you say Four times down around Shut up It sounded like you were tearing the whole room apart Piano around Shut up Shoving Miller behind me Theres a central sign all going up Shut up Why did you destroy it What big what did you say Four times down around Shut up It sounded like you were tearing the whole room apart Piano around Shut up Shoving Miller behind me I'm (heraphine) I'm herasy I'm kerosene I'm excstacy I'm keep the bomb under your coat I'm (heraphine) I'm excstacy I clean I clean I'm the flame that takes you down I'm helloween I'm gasoline I grow I grow I grow I ????? I'm excstacy I'm purity I expose I expose I grow I grow I grow I close I close I close I can't see I ?????? I take with me a train ?????? keep your coat clean I watch the ????? And the ?????? I watch you watch your TV The same old crap in T(looped)