V/VM 365 - VVMT365

So here i am still in knee pain over here and whilst taking my daily amble around the BBC Website i come across this from my old mate Chris De Burgh. I check the date and it's a quote from him today so it's current, i may just give him a call as we are old bussom buddies and get him to fly in here (on Ryan Air's cheap deal tickets) to perform his healing miracles on my knee. In return I will make his music listenable again for a new audience to rediscover. Only one question remains from the above BBC page, how the hell do you suffer a bad golfing injury ? Fall in the bunker ? Trip over the hole ? Fall badly in the rough ? Answers on a sand wedge to the usual address.