Tony Swain writes :
Who is Denethesus… Where be the Boxom Lasses O Sutton… Why did Bob Smithies’s neck melt? WHY, why why…
Questions, everywhere QUESTIONS… but ONE question remains shrouded in perturbed, pendulant, unwitting doubt…
Where has the New, New Wave of British Heavy Metal gone.
Some say this passed, almost fad like into the prying eyes of minion slaves suckling at the cracked tit of electronica. Since spat out a most wreched curdling Squarepusher at their spotty masturbating faces.
Where others charge the door of the Warp Arms and pass the quiet Cornish drunkard replacing the broken keys on a Poly 800 that bevel headed cock fetters Maximo Park displaced in recoil while pulling their guitar/ lute and drum from Rob the tavern owners gaping cocaine fisted arsehole.
The New, New Wave Of British Heavy Metal never passed...
My dear, it only just nearly started.
4 years has gone by since the Worlds finest exponents of Machine Rock, the V/vm recording artistes FAST LADY delivered the first installment of laprock ™ to their now legendary leader Sir V/Vm of Edgeley.
It has taken 4 YEARS… to recover, regroup, stabilise, ingest and counter the wave of popular feeling , the hearts they won, the friends made and the lives & minds CHANGED by our 3 hooded heroes from the amalgam, the pantyhose, strip rock, cock in hand high times that featured on their debut longplayer “the Money shot” (VVMT19CD).
HOODS ON…Engaged and applied after this hiatus they now RETURN.
South Yorkshire Rock Overlords Saxon ejaculated Fast Lady from their studded gusset and now after this charge, this call to arms laid down they give the hoard a chance to Live, Love, Feel, Fett, Cossett, NAY Feed on the Bollock down straight talking Hard load that hits you between the Bob Greaves like a dick splash of holy home time Glitter shanking Netball kit fury… This is the REAL FRICKIN DEAL as Jim Pope used to say.
FAST LADY however able, cannot carry the shear weight of metal that when forged and struck becomes LOVE DICTATOR Rather than cower or stand away from the shaft of ROCK many men had yet to mine they fixed up Antipadean METAL Overlander SCORPIO SCORPIO on the prop, lowered the unpurrified sheath of COCK ROCK into the chast and MELDED 2mins 53 seconds of PURE SEX ROCK into one side of 7” vinyl.
Roll over and Scorpio Scorpio takes the vein. Taps that baby 5 times and one more for Good ROCK, then injects a mother load of 2minutes 51 seconds of Thunderstruck Cobalt Lightning into the Double A side baby.
OZ Rock meets Brit Metal in a sun tanned/ Spotted Dick & Custard clash of the titans…
A GOOD TIME …EVERY TIME You feel the Metal Lady.
Fast lady and Scorpio Scorpio present a collaboration
LOVE DICTATOR & UNITED IN ROCK.
VVMT666. limited Edition seven inch vinyl. |
