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Gæoudjiparl Van Den Dobbelsteen fixer of things the nordic way.

I have moved away, I have settled down in old blighty, down in London, and am now operating from this house here.

For now on, and partly into the future, I will be staying here in London, at the top floor of The Blue House, located in 2c Garner Street. Just press the buzzer with the name Parl Kristian Bjørn Vester, I will try to make the very best out of myself and try to be home from 09:00am to 10:10am every week day, Saturday and Sunday excluded.

The plan is to complete something that I did not finish in 2001.

I will be staying here for a limited amount of time so if you are English don’t worry I will not take over your country but I will work from here. Pay the tax, the rent, the bla bla bla.

I will be looking for jobs, I can fix things, and I can HACK!

I offer PRIVATE LESSONS IN MODERN MUSIC, private concerts and I can FIX all your broken MECHANICAL and electrical objects. But I’m also in for more regular jobs – I can come to your house or you can come to mine but I might not open the door, this is the freedom I allow myself.

I have included a CV further down on this page.

From now on I will have:

01. A public email address: kriv@musik-kons.dk

02. A private school for rich kids. – (private lessons in modern music.)

03. Some public and some private time.

You see the fun is not over.

There is a new Radium radio program here.

The new Mort Aux Vaches Ekstra updates can be found here.

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CV - why you should employ Gæoudjiparl:
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I have been travelling most of the world.

I speak about 4 languages fluently (incl. English).

I have been selling stolen mobile phones in Moscow.

I have been lecturing on my theories of music and media bla. bla. bla. at some of the finest places in the world incl. Princeton University, Brown University, CalArts – The Californian Institute of the Arts, University of Iowa City, Oslo National Academy of Fine Arts, Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. Among many others.

I am listed on many a fine guest list among people like Luciano Berio, John Cage, Elizabeth McNutt, Gordon Mumma, Todd Winkler, Morton Subotnick, David Tudor and Terry Riley etc.

I have been nursing old people in old people's homes (for quite some years).

For the last 4 years and still to this very day I have been teacher in music composition and the history of electro acoustic music at The Royal Danish Academy of Music.

I have been playing music at mental hospitals (you could, if you are fancy, call it music therapy).

I have done sound work for clients such as Nokia, Carlsberg, Warner Bros, Statoil, Hitachi, Dolby Surround, Bang & Olufsen, Chupa Chups, Panasonic, Lego Mindstorms, DR, and hacked it all to an extent where I guess I will never get to work for them again.I

have been awarded some fancy prizes for my compositional excellencio.

I have been the official representative of sound for the Nordic regions (Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Greenland and of course The Faroe Islands) at the World Expo 2005 in Aichi, Japan.

I have build and destroyed computer music software for Koblo and the lame company Key 2 Sound.

I have, free of charge as well as commercially, been distributing huge collections of conspiracy files to people who need to know.

I have worked professionally with computers for about 17 years.

I have been to a conference where NASA tried to make us work with them to raise money for the mission to Mars! – And by accident I insulted the whole audience.

I have been producing over 100 of the highest quality vinyl releases, for myself and for others, with an expertise in the field, which is not topped by many others Worldwide.

I have survived all this more or less without any governmental sponsorship or the like (top that Scanner!).

So, send a letter or ring the door bell, btw. 09:00am and 10:10am every weekday (except the days were I am in Denmark at The Royal Academy of Music).

The Gæoudjiparl is open for business.

Gæoudjiparl
The Blue House
2C. Garner Street
London E2 9AQ
England UK
Email: kriv@musik-kons.dk