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"Why is it unsurprising this sculptur is German?" asked a friend when shown www.phallic.org/alvermann. The rest of the stuff at phallic.org is mildly amusing but the sculpture is probably the most impressive.

Check your results on Channel 4s Gay-o-meter at www.channel4.com/gayometer. Keep in mind, however, the test was written by Brits so it might not make sense in most modern English speaking countries.

No surprises its pretty damned low. Of course, this web site only chose a select few stars, excluding a number of the living. It's a somewhat entertaining read however. www.av1611.org/rockdead.html People like Bryan Adams will most likely die of old

A cure all site thats pretty darn tootin funny.

Well, Joel Veitch has decided to let the world see his flash creation with loads of pop icons and silly music not in English. Damn, everything's becoming way too predictable these days. http://www.rathergood.com/vid/

Somebody found a carrot that looks like a naked man and decided to photograph it (him?) in various situations before it reached its final fate. http://www.maui.net/~liam/nudecarrot/nudecarrotwarning.html

The brand new hit of the summer is here! Come on, everybody, FHQWHGADS!

Wow! Completely stunned. Make sure youve gone to the restroom because this has the ability to make you pee your pants laughing! http://www.rathergood.com/elephants/ Please leave it on infinite repeat. It gets better and better.

Answering the call from feedback saying a couple things like "that singing cat was so beautiful" and "please give us something we can open at work," the brainwashed staff has uncovered the most beautiful kittens in the world. So, we encourage you to

US Attorney General John Ashcroft has been known to be a singer and writer. Thankfully he didn pursue that as a full-time career. The Smoking Gun has obtained a recording and lyric sheet of one of his tunes and has it shamefully on display at http:

Learning about poop can be fun! Check out this fact sheet for the Scoop on Poop! Maybe you too can come up with some more clever nicknames for it for their list.

Singer/songwriter Janis Ian has recently lashed out against both NARAS and RIAA. While she may have not had much in terms of hits, shes got a lot of great points to her take on the RIAA versus the file-sharing community. http://www.janisian.com/arti

Why its simply a collection of clever Jesus images captured each week at, you guessed it, www.jesusoftheweek.com.

Its one-stop shopping for the modern pimp at www.pimphats.com. Get everything from the hats to suits and all the bling inbetween! Why wait for Halloween?

When youve had enough of Gonads and Strife, you might wish to check out the other equally sub-moronic videos from Three Brain at http://www.threebrain.com/rockVideos.html.

Scientists now say that this is how cats indeed are forming hurricanes in the oceans. http://www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/spinme.htm

Pick a disease, any one will do, and then answer a series of yes or no questions and see if they can pick it! Actually, it's even more fun to answer the questions as you would yourself and see what disease you are! squirming.net/meme/tests/afflictio

Can this barber be serious??? Just check out the before and after pictures!

Now you don have to ruin your microwave or zap yourself with radiation! Everything you always wanted to throw in a microwave but were afraid to ask can be found at this persons page.